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Yours is superior. [bows to SpongeBob] Therefore I concede to you, SpongeBob SquarePants, you win. [The crowd cheers]
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Yeah! [dancing] We're going to Atlantis! We're going to Atlantis!
[King Neptune laughs]
KNKing Neptune
You, SpongeBob. That repulsive thing in my palace?
You mean, Patrick can't come?
KNKing Neptune
[laughs] No, of course not.
KNKing Neptune
Ah, the only friend you need, my dear boy, is the royal grill.
[crying and wiping his tears with a tissue] It was nice knowing you, buddy![Mr. Krabs cries]
[pats Mr. Krabs' claws] I know, Mr. Krabs, I'll miss you, too.
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[luggage appears next to SpongeBob] Come, SpongeBob, grab your things! It's time to depart to Atlantis! [a two-seater bike appears. He rings bell and pats SpongeBob's seat]
I don't wanna go! [cries]
KNKing Neptune
It's too late now. I can't live without your burgers! [grows giant] You're going to be a god and like it! [zaps SpongeBob and he becomes a muscular god. But being the same size, he looks a little strange] Maybe we do have a problem.
[in a booming voice] Wait, Neptune! I have another idea! [summons lightning]
[The scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab. Patrick walks in the Krusty Krab, his face still on his bottom]
Good morning, Krusty Krew.
Hi, Patrick. What'll you have?
Uhhh... [drools stupidly]
[SpongeBob writes Patrick's order on the notepad. King Neptune screams, drawing SpongeBob's attention]
KNKing Neptune
The accursed stove has burnt my finger! Feel thine own wrath, stove! [uses his powers to zap the stove] Haha!
[in a stern voice] What did I tell you about using your powers, trainee?
KNKing Neptune
[sighs, then embarrassedly puts his arms behind his back] Uh... Perfect patties are made with love, not magic.
[SpongeBob smiles, ending the episode]
The hooks, me bucko! They're back! Beware the hooks!
Aye, the hooks! They dangle down and draw you close with their pleasing shapes and beguiling colors, and just when you think you've found the land of milk and honey, they grab ya by the britches, and haul you way up high, and higher, and higher, and higher, until you're hauled up to the surface, flopping and gasping for breath! And then they cook ya, and then they eat ya...or worse!
[terrified] What could be worse than that?
What did I tell ya about those hooks, boy?
I'll tell ya about the hooks. You ride 'em up, and up, and up, then you gently float down.
And do ya know what happens when ya don't float back down?
Worse! Ya end up vacuum-packed, in a can of tuna! With nothin' to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!
I need a sailor's promise! Repeat after me: Yoho! Yoho! Near the hooks, I'll never go!
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Yoho! Yoho! Near the hooks, we'll never go.
[A hook comes down and pokes Mr. Krabs in the butt]
YOOOWIE! Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck! [rubs his butt]
SPSpongeBob and Patrick
Ahh! Mother of Pearl! Fire on the poop deck! [rub their butts]
Hey SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way!
I always go to work this way.
You're not going to work today, we're gonna go play Hooky!
But, Patrick, we promised.
Well, I had my fingers crossed.
You don't have any fingers, Patrick.
Well, that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy! We played on those hooks all day long, and nothing happened to us!
Look, SpongeBob. Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?
[takes away the conch signal from SpongeBob] Alright, that's it! Gimme that! You're running us ragged.
[while crawling on the walkway of SpongeBob's house] Must answer clarion call! [collapses]
[while tearing up] I'm sorry, Barnacle Boy! I didn't mean it! I just wanted to spend time with you! You're my heroes! [starts crying]
It's too late for that, Mr. Contest Winner. I'm gonna destroy this thing with my sulfur vision! [tries to use his sulfur vision to destroy the conch but is unsuccessful. He tries again, but he still doesn't succeed] Well, I'll destroy it when I get back to the Mermalair. Uh, and as for you... [puts the conch in his pocket]
[gets up] Barnacle Boy, don't squash his enthusiasm. After all, he could be the hero of tomorrow, or the villain. Besides, I remember another young whipper-snapper, who wanted to be a super-hero. [takes out a picture. The image shows Barnacle Boy as a kid holding a lollipop; chuckles]
You don't even remember breakfast, you old coot.
[walks up to SpongeBob, still crying] Maybe the conch signal is too much responsibility. [SpongeBob stops crying] But how would you like to spend the rest of the afternoon on patrol?
[while he and SpongeBob are running to the Invisible Boatmobile] To the Invisible Boatmobile! [Barnacle Boy becomes angry]
[SpongeBob's feet are stomped into the floor of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting?
Heh, well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. [walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet] Well, I've gotta get to work.
[after making a Krabby patty] Look! a perfect patty.
Alright SpongeBob, Hand it over. [beat] well?
[imagines how Squidward is really far away and how his shoelaces are snakes that will squeeze and keep him from moving. He snaps out of hallucination] Hey Squidward! I've got a idea! How about you come get it?
[sarcastically] Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea. And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple, while YOU wait in the unemployment line!
Then bring that patty here now!
What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?
[gets upset, his eyes turn into steamboat whistles] SPONGEBOB, GET OUT HERE! [SpongeBob peeks out the door] More. [SpongeBob peeks out a little further] More! [SpongeBob stretches himself partially trough the door] All the way, boy! [SpongeBob snaps out of the door and falls too the ground] What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this!
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, it's just that I, I...
I... I... I... I... I... I...
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[shakes SpongeBob] Out with it, Boy! What is it?
I forgot how to tie my shoes.
[The camera zooms in to Mr. Krabs' feet, revealing he indeed doesn't wear shoes]
[SpongeBob is shown crawling into his pineapple]
I'm not in the mood, Gary.
Meow. [the scene changes to SpongeBob's bedroom. Off-Screen] Meow.
[crawls into bed] Just leave me and me untied shoes alone, Gary.
ROAR!!! [knocks SpongeBob off the bed and onto the floor]
Okay, Gary, you have my attention.
Meow. [ties SpongeBob's shoes]
[gasps] Gary! Well, I'll be! You can tie shoes! [Gary shows himself wearing shoes that look like old-style bowling shoes, under his shell] Hoppin' clams! How did you learn to do that?
[Gary's shell opens revealing a record. The song, Loop Dee Loop by Ween starts and SpongeBob starts dancing]
WWeen
♪Wanna learn how to tie your shoe? [the scene changes to show SpongeBob in a classroom wearing a teacher's outfit and on the chalkboard there are sketches of shoes] It's a very easy thing to do. [Gary appears on a stool. SpongeBob puts on his glasses and taps the board with his pointer] Just sit on down [Patrick appears in the desk next to SpongeBob] and I'll give you the scoop, [Patrick holds out an ice cream cone and SpongeBob gives him a tied shoe that looks like SpongeBob's shoe. Patrick looks surprised] What's that? [the scene changes to show the words "Loop Dee Loop" in shoelaces and SpongeBob pulls on two of the aglets] It's called the loop-dee-loop. [the scene changes to show SpongeBob's leg with an untied shoe] You gotta take a lace in each hand, [two SpongeBobs hold an aglet in one of each's hands goes up and past the screen. The scene changes again to show the SpongeBobs crossing each other's paths] You go over and under again. [the SpongeBobs come back around under the cross path that they made. The go upward and past the screen. They come back and pass each other's path one more time] You make a loop-dee-loop and [the scene changes to show a small SpongeBob tying the lace of a big SpongeBob's shoe] pull. And your shoes are [the Big SpongeBob is shown wearing a top hat and giant shoes. He takes his hat off and kicks the newly tied shoe. It flies off] lookin' cool. [the scene changes to show a SpongeBob multiplying into multiple SpongeBobs and follows the lyrics] You go over and back, left to right, Loop-dee-loop [the scene changes to show SpongeBob holding his laces while jumping] and you pull 'em tight, [the scene changes to show SpongeBob with a bunny toy] Like bunny ears [a present appears] or a Christmas bow, [the bunny toy becomes a bunny slipper and SpongeBob is seen wearing it and the present as shoes] Lace 'em up and you're ready to go. [SpongeBob runs out of the scene. The scene changes to show SpongeBob jumping off of a tight rope wire swing thing. He stops and spins around and then falls] You make a loop-dee-loop and pull, [the scene changes to show SpongeBob and Gary falling into a giant shoe that looks like SpongeBob's shoe] And your shoes are lookin' cool. [SpongeBob pulls on the laces and wings appear on both sides of the shoe and the shoe plane takes off. The scene changes to show the plane passing giant tied shoe laces. The shoe plane hits a roller coaster track and the wings fall off and it becomes a roller coaster car] You make a loop-dee-loop and pull, [the shoe falls off of the track and lands on the ground] And your shoes are lookin' cool.♪
[SpongeBob and Gary pop out of the shoe and the episode ends]
Ah, beautiful springtime, a time for fun and frolic for most, [the scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, zooming in and then right at the front door. Squidward is there] but not for this poor slob.
Oh, what a beautiful day, and here I am trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. [the bell dings] No one ever comes in on Sunday. [the bell dings again] Why can't Mr. Krabs just let us go home? [the bell dings again. Squidward gets angry and growling into SpongeBob. The scene changes to SpongeBob ringing a bell, set on the order window. Squidward runs up to SpongeBob] SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell. [picks it up and slams it on the bottom of the order window]
[leans through the order window getting in SpongeBob's face] I will ring the bell when there's an order. But...There's no customers! There hasn't been one all day, and there isn't gonna be any! [struggles to pick up the cash register, but successfully does so and he slams it down making a bell noise]
One Krabby Patty coming up!
[The register drawer shoots open, knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. The scene changes to show Mr. Krabs' office where Mr. Krabs is writing something on a sheet of paper and he stops to hear the money dropping.]
That sounds like me money dropping. [the scene changes to show the outside of the office and Squidward is picking up the coins; opens his office door] What's going on out here?! My babies! [runs up to Squidward and shoves him away] Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice clean money... soiled! [scoops up the coins in his claws] I'll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! [runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink] No, no, no, don't cry, little ones.
[gets startled and throws the dimes in the air. One dime rolls into the sink and starts to roll towards the sink drain] Me dime! [the dime rolls around the sink drain. Just as it seems like it's about to fall down the drain, it flips over facing away from the drain; gives a sigh of relief. Then the dime jumps, winks, and goes down the drain] No! [grabs the dime in the drain] I got it, boy! [his claw got stuck] What the? It's stuck! You gotta help me, SpongeBob!
You've gotta let go of the dime.
I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. There's got to be another way! Grab me captain's quarters and heave! [SpongeBob pulls on him from behind a couple times until he gets thrown back without his arms] Me arms!
[Mr. Krabs hits the wall, the impact causing the shelf above him to slant and drop a pot, a glass, a pan, a mug, a treasure chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a scuba suit on his head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs' head and then a dime falls on it, causing Mr. Krabs to fall over and black out]
I can't believe this is really happening. [sits on the cash register box, then starts to tear up] Today, I start living!
