[after seeing commercial for IT] That looks pretty gay.
S5 E11The Entity
It's alright we're with the government.
G2Government agent 2
We're just shutting you down.
Shutting me down why?
G3Government agent 3
The airlines are in desperate trouble. Your new vehicle is causing them to lose money.
Yeah, well that was the point, dingleberry! Ah-t put that down!
4Agent 4
Right, so the government is bailing the airlines out again, by shutting you down and making ITs illegal.
GMr Garrsion
OH, GOD-DAMMIT! You'd better be kidding!
5Agent 5
Sir, many people work for the airlines. We can't let them all be fired.
THE AIRLINE COMPANIES ARE LOSING MONEY BECAUSE OF THEIR OWN INCOMPETENCE AND THEIR OWN INEFFICIENCY!!
6Agent 6
That may be true. But if you build, sell, or ride another IT, "it" will be the last time. Have a nice night.
HWAAAAHHH! Airline motherfuckerrrs! You pieces of shiiit! Cocksucking sons of bitch airlines!
S5 E12Here Comes the Neighborhood
WSWill Smith Jr
...and these are Puff Daddy's kids: P-Diddy Mini, P-Poofy Bite-Size, and Puffa-Diddy Diddy Puff Fun-Size.
(singing) Why can't I be like all the other kids?
They all have three-bedroom homes, broken trucks on their lawns
And cut-up hot dogs for lunch
It's not my fault my parents succeed so much
There's no one in town I can relate to
I play with autographed baseball bats
While everyone else just plays with sticks and pine cones
Has a boy ever felt so alone?
Well, who needs them, anyway? I won't pretend to be something I'm not
If I can't be poor, I've got to deal with what I've got
If I can't be like them, what I need is more rich kids around
So I'm not the only one, and then I won't be so… down
Please, God, send more rich kids…
To my… town.
I don't fit in anywhere.
Well, yeah, but at least I got rid of those damn ni- [episode ends]
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