S15 E13A History Channel Thanksgiving
“Did you guys know that when you stop menstruating, it’s called menopause?”
“Yeah, God takes your period away, and apparently it makes you really irritable. I was thinking that might be why Kyle’s been so grouchy lately.”
"Dude, shut your fucking mouth."
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!
Your mamma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
My mamma's so poor she walks down the street in one shoe, and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says 'No I found one!'
Karen McCormick is off limits!, do you understand? Make sure everybody in this school knows!
CMCarol McCormick
(yelling) You're BOTH drunk pieces of shit. Both of you sit the FUCK down!
CSChild Service Agent
(crying) IT'S LIKE A PENN STATE HOMECOMING PARTY!!!
(singing) I'm not, I'm not, that's right. The poor kid at schoooooool.
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