Bebe quotes from South Park

Kiss Bebe on the lips.

What? I'm not kissing a girl!

Don't be a chicken dude, just close your eyes.

[Kyle hesitates, then relaxes. Bebe moves forward and plants a kiss on his lips]

Sick! Fucking sickening! [Kyle runs out of the tree house, Bebe stares]

Bebe

Wow, look at that ass! Shake it, baby!!

S2 E12 Clubhouses

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Bebe...I'm attracted to Cartman.

Bebe

Aaaaaaahhh!

I know...

S4 E7 Chef Goes Nanners

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[The boys approach a stronghold with a moat and the words "Boys keep out" painted on the gate. Butters is driving a toy electric car and wearing a hockey mask. The girls are heavily armed]

[at the helm of a gun turret] Stay away from us, bastards! We don't want to get pregnant!

Bebe

Yeah! Just take your diseases and go away forever!

Ha! They're your diseases!

Yeah! You get out of town!

Here, talk to them, Butters.

[lifts up his mask] Uh, me? Huh, what the heck am I supposed to say?

Just tell them that if they leave town peacefully, we won't have to resort to violence.

[lowers his mask and speaks into the mike in a deep, raspy voice] Just walk away. You can put a stop to all this. Just walk away and we will spare your lives. Just walk away.

[to Stan] Man, he's pretty good.

S5 E7 Proper Condom Use

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Bebe

Mom, what's six times eight?

BSBebe's Mother

Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.

S6 E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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[the boys are discussing who to kick out of their group] So, Kyle, I want to tell you it's been very fun and we're going to miss you. [pulls out two containers] Here's a nice watch and some peanuts.

Me?! But I've been here from the beginning!

And it's sad to see you go. Maybe you can make friends with the kids down the road. Three cheers for Kyle! Hip hip...

Dude, we're not kicking Kyle out.

[whining] Please?

No!

All right, then I guess we have no choice-- [turns to Tweek] but to let you go, Tweek, I want to say you've been great filling in as a fourth friend and we're gonna miss you. [moves the watch and peanuts to Tweak's side] Here's a watch and some peanuts.

No way, dude, Tweak's cool.

Yeah!

Well, dumb-asses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?

[Hard cut to the next day. Stan, Kyle, Bebe, and Tweek are all standing at the bus stop; Cartman is conspicuously absent.]

Bebe

Thanks for inviting me to ride the bus with you this morning.

[Cartman approaches the group.]

[furiously] Oh, that's fine! That's fine! Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan! [walks away, then comes back] Fuck you, Tweek! [walks away, then comes back again] Bebe, you're still cool. [walks off, seething]

S6 E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

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Bebe

Wendy breaks up.

What?

Bebe

Wendy breaks up with you.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks!

S7 E14 Raisins

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Bebe

Whatever! You guys are holes!

At least we have holes, you dumb girl!

S7 E14 Raisins

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[Cartman, Butters, Kenny, Craig, Token, and Clyde all approach Bebe at the lockers]

All right, Bebe, let's see the list.

Bebe

What?

You know what I'm talking about, bitch! The list where you rate the looks of each boy in the class.

Bebe

That's not for boys to look at. It's a secret girl list, and you can't see it.

Craig is on the bottom, right? Or is it Kenny, 'cause you'd be eating Pop-Tarts for dinner if you married him?

Bebe

[closing her locker; annoyed] I'm not telling! And anyway, I'm not the list keeper, Nelly is. And Nelly will never let you look it, so there! [blows raspberry at him and leaves]

[blows raspberry at her in return and flips her off] Fuck you, Bebe! Fucking bitch!

Well, I guess we'll never get that list from the girls.

Screw that, dude. We're guys. We can out-think them.

S11 E14 The List

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[Stan and Wendy show up at the school before Kyle threatens to burn it down to the ground]

The list was a forgery, Kyle!

[surprised and confused] Huh?

It didn't sparkle with all the girls! We have the real list!

Bebe

[appearing out of nowhere and aims her gun at Wendy while carrying a shoe bag] That's about fair enough! Give me that list, Wendy!

Stan, what is going on?!

It was about shoes, Kyle. The girls wanted shoes, so they set you up.

Bebe

Kyle was simply a casualty. To move Clyde meant Craig had to be moved to number 12, which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up.

So what number was I?

S11 E14 The List

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(Cut to the school, the day after the Queef Sisters special. The kids are gathered around Cartman as he shouts into a cellphone at an unseen representative of the Canada Channel.)

No, no, as a matter of fact, I will not hold! I've been on hold for 35 minutes! (beat) Well, we want some goddamn answers, that what we want! Like why did you show that smut instead of the Terrance and Philip conclusion, you asshole?! (At that moment, Wendy, Bebe and a couple other girls walk over. Wendy goes over to Stan.)

What's going on?

We're complaining to the Canada Network because they put something really gross on TV.

You wanna tell me what's funny about two women shooting air out of their vagina into a man's face? (Beat, then Cartman gets really pissed.) No, no, see, some of us were eating when you showed that!

Clyde (chiming in): I threw up on the way home.

Clyde threw up on the way home! What makes you think you can put that kind of filth on television?!

You tell 'em, Cartman!

RRed

What happened?

They didn't show Part 2 of Terrance and Phillip! They replaced it with the Queef Sisters!

It was just thirty minutes of two women queefing on people!

Bebe

Oh what? So farts are hysterical but queefs are gross?

You know that little kids could have been watching that?! What kind of network are you running there in Canada?! ...Don't call me buddy; I'm not your buddy!

S13 E4 Eat, Pray, Queef

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Yo, Bebe, Bebe yo.

Bebe

What?

Bitch, you wanna make some motherfucking money?

Bebe

What!?

Bitch, you should be doing kisses around the playground, you can make $50 a day! Buy all the purses and shoes that you've ever wanted. I'll treat you right, bitch.

Bebe

Shut up!

Oh, alright then.

[Butters doing schoolwork then spots Wendy]

Hey Wendy, Wendy!

[Wendy looks at Butters]

Bitch, don't you wanna start making some real fucking money?

[annoyed] Leave me alone!

Why you were made for the playground, bitch. You should be out there workin'. Don't you want a new lunch box? Nice new coat? I can get all that for you, bitch.

[annoyed] Butters, dude!

What?

You can't call my girlfriend a bitch!

Oh. Well all I'm sayin' the bitch should be out there workin' is all. [turns to Wendy] Whatcha doing bitch? Just giving kisses to Stan for free? Why you should be making some motherfucking money!

Stan!

Butters, seriously. If you don't stop this, I'll kick your ass!

[turns to Clyde] Clyde, heres a $100. If Stan comes near me, punch him.

CClyde

Wowwee. [grabs the money from Butters]

[turns to Stan] Dude, we've created a monster.

Come on Wendy, you should be putting that mouth to work.

GMr. Garrison

Butters, Butters do you have a problem?

All these bitches are kissin' fellers, and they haven't figured out that they can be making some serious fucking money!

Kyle, every boy pay for kisses, do you know what i am saying? if you've got a girl and she's kissing you, sooner or later, you are paying for it. you gotta take her out to lunch, take to a movie, and then spend time listening to all her stupid problems. look, look at there, he's got to sit there and listen to her stupid motherfucking problems because she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the $5 dollars my company charges.

S13 E9 Butters' Bottom Bitch

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[seeing all the girls hearing her criticizing their looks] Oh, God damn it.

Bebe

[enraged] You HATER!

MMr. Mackey

[incensed] Wendy, IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW, M'KAY!

S17 E10 The Hobbit

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Jimmy

Wow, Kyle, you seem really different.

Do you like it?

Jimmy

Uh, sure.

Thanks, Jimmy. But you know, I really need to thank a good friend. He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person. Have you seen Butters?

Jimmy

Butters? Oh, sure. He's out on the playground, getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe.

What?!

[Outside on the playground, all the kids gather around, watching Bebe beating up Butters to a bloody pulp]

Bebe

[savagely] MOTHER… FUCKER! DON'T EVER SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!

[runs up] Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [breaks up the fighting] What the hell is going on?!

Bebe

I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up and started talking shit to me!

Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive, so I told Bebe to go fuck herself.

Bebe

WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE?!

You want some more of this, you dumb slut?!

Butters, what are you doing?! This isn't you!

Hey, Kyle, will you relax? You're kinda fucking up my brand.

Okay, that does it-- come on, Butters. You're going back to CumHammer.

Bebe

You're lucky he saved your ass!

Fuck you, you fucking bitch!

S26 E2 The Worldwide Privacy Tour

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[to Stan as they walk down the school hallway] He's gone too far this time, dude. The stuff he's saying about Jews is out of control.

Bro, you just got to ignore him.

Bro, it's pretty hard to ignore him when he's saying it all on a podcast.

He actually said that all women are whores, and the only thing we're good at is murdering babies.

Look guys, just leave it alone. Don't give him any more attention.

That's easy for you to say, dude.

Yeah, you are one of the multitudes of groups he's spewing his stupid shit about.

[walking up to them] Hey, guys, who are you talking about?

KWKyle & Wendy

Clyde!

Clyde?

Yeah, and his stupid debating podcast.

Bebe

[off-screen] Hey, here he comes!

[All the students boo angrily and throw paper balls at Clyde as he walks through the hallway]

CClyde

[passing by] Whatever guys. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong.

You don't know a thing about the Jewish people!

Yeah, and shut up about girls' bodies!

CClyde

Well, that sounds like a very female and Jew thing to say. If you guys don't like it, why don't you come debate me on my podcast? [walks away]

We're not indulging your stupid podcast!