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South Park · Season 17, Episode 10

“The Hobbit” quotes from South Park

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“The Hobbit” · Season 17, Episode 10

In this episode: Wendy (2), Eric Cartman (1), Butters Stotch (1), Mr. Mackey (1), Bebe (1)

[referring to Butters turning down a fat girl whom asked him out] What the fuck is your problem?!

Oh, hey, Wendy!

Are you some kind of asshole? Is that it?

Am I just an asshole?

Yeah!

[looking himself over] Well, no - I have arms and legs and everything.

Lisa Berger asked you out, and you called her fat?! Do you have any idea how you made her feel?! She's a really nice girl!

[Butters, Kenny, Tweek, Craig and Clyde make fun of Lisa. Cartman does not join their laughter]

You guys, come on. That's not kewl. You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat. You should rip on her 'cause she's ugly. Okay? She looks like someone hit her in the face with a hot shovel, and that's why she sucks, alright?

[seeing all the girls hearing her criticizing their looks] Oh, God damn it.

[enraged] You HATER!

[incensed] Wendy, IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW, M'KAY!

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