[Stan and Wendy show up at the school before Kyle threatens to burn it down to the ground]
The list was a forgery, Kyle!
[surprised and confused] Huh?
It didn't sparkle with all the girls! We have the real list!
[appearing out of nowhere and aims her gun at Wendy while carrying a shoe bag] That's about fair enough! Give me that list, Wendy!
Stan, what is going on?!
It was about shoes, Kyle. The girls wanted shoes, so they set you up.
Kyle was simply a casualty. To move Clyde meant Craig had to be moved to number 12, which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up.
So what number was I?
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