BSBebe's Mother
Part of being a woman is having a friend one day and calling her a slut the next.
“Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society” · Season 6, Episode 10
In this episode: Bebe (3), Stan Marsh (2), Eric Cartman (1), Kyle Broflovski (1), Randy Marsh (1), Butters Stotch (1), Sharon Marsh (1), Wendy (1)
Mom, what's six times eight?
BSBebe's Mother
Oh sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Having boobs sucks.
Interior scene, Marsh residence. Stan, who has regressed to a primitive state, is gesturing with a stick to drawings he's made of breasts on the living room wall. Realizing he's starting to take interest in girls, Randy and Sharon decide to have a talk with him.
A-tah! Ah, a-tah!
Hey there, son.
(Turns around) Ohh! A-tah, a-tah!
Yes, a-tah. Let's have a talk, Stan.
Ah.
Stan, as you get older, boobs, these "a-tah", will start becoming a major part of your life.
A-tah?
But Stanley, you can't let them get in the way of your friends. There're a lot of boobs out there son, but they're just boobs. Your friends are forever.
Friends...a-tah.
I know you think this set of boobs is important now, but those boobs will be replaced by another set of boobs. Boobs will come and go, and then, some day, (puts an arm around a smiling Sharon) you'll meet a pair of boobs you want to marry - and those become the boobs that matter the most.
I love you.
If you can just understand that, Stanley, you'll see that boobs hold no real power at all.
[fake coughing] Slut! Slut!
[feeling Wendy's enhanced breasts] Eew! They're all hard and oogy!
[the boys are discussing who to kick out of their group] So, Kyle, I want to tell you it's been very fun and we're going to miss you. [pulls out two containers] Here's a nice watch and some peanuts.
Me?! But I've been here from the beginning!
And it's sad to see you go. Maybe you can make friends with the kids down the road. Three cheers for Kyle! Hip hip...
Dude, we're not kicking Kyle out.
[whining] Please?
No!
All right, then I guess we have no choice-- [turns to Tweek] but to let you go, Tweek, I want to say you've been great filling in as a fourth friend and we're gonna miss you. [moves the watch and peanuts to Tweak's side] Here's a watch and some peanuts.
No way, dude, Tweak's cool.
Yeah!
Well, dumb-asses, how are we gonna make room for Bebe?
[Hard cut to the next day. Stan, Kyle, Bebe, and Tweek are all standing at the bus stop; Cartman is conspicuously absent.]
Thanks for inviting me to ride the bus with you this morning.
[Cartman approaches the group.]
[furiously] Oh, that's fine! That's fine! Fuck you, Kyle, and fuck you, Stan! [walks away, then comes back] Fuck you, Tweek! [walks away, then comes back again] Bebe, you're still cool. [walks off, seething]
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