RRoy
Stan, you want to help me cut some firewood?
We cut firewood all day yesterday; we've got enough to last twelve years!
RRoy
[tormented] When will you let me in? Let me love you! [normal] Now get your ass out here and help me!
“Clubhouses” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Stan Marsh (6), Eric Cartman (2), Kyle Broflovski (2), Sharon Marsh (2), Randy Marsh (1), Mr. Garrison (1), Mr. Mackey (1), Wendy (1)
You suck now, Cartman. And to be honest, If you want to play America vs. Bosnia, why don't you just play with Kenny.
Yeah. I'll bet he would like it.
That's fine! I like playing America vs. Bosnia with Kenny! I'll play with him every single day!
[Kenny laughs]
What?
What are you doing, sweetheart?
Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse and--
You men are all alike. First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress, and then it's the way I cook. I suppose next you'll be telling me that you "need your space" and that I'm "sabotaging your creativity". Go ahead, Stanley, get your goddamned cookie!
[she leaves]
...Okay.
Kiss Bebe on the lips.
What? I'm not kissing a girl!
Don't be a chicken dude, just close your eyes.
[Kyle hesitates, then relaxes. Bebe moves forward and plants a kiss on his lips]
Sick! Fucking sickening! [Kyle runs out of the tree house, Bebe stares]
Wow, look at that ass! Shake it, baby!!
[Bebe tries to pass a note to Kyle from across the room]
Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?
No, I just--
Don't lie! Lying makes you sterile!
I'm not lying! Someone just handed me--
Stanley, if you think it's so important to keep interrupting my class, then why don't you come up to the front and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear.
But I didn't write the note!
Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.
Shut up, Cartman!
Stanley Marsh, you come up here right now and read your note!
"Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass. I could sleep for days on those perk cheeks, let me tell you. I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity." Whoa, dude!
Now, young man, uh... ...school is a time for learning, not for immature skylarkings.
What's skylarkings?
You know, like tomfooleries.
Who?
[Someone knocks on Mr. Mackey's door and open Mr. Mackey's door]
Oh, your parents are here.
[Randy and Sharon enter]
Oh, no.
Thank you for coming on such short notice. I was just disciplining your son for his skylarkings.
Stanley, I... Skylarkings?
Yeahm'kay?
Stanley, I want you to explain to me why you were passing notes in school.
Randy, let me handle this. Now Stanley, I want you to explain to me why you were passing notes in school.
It wasn't my note, dude. It was some girl's.
Okay, Stanley, we're all here to get to the root of your behavior disorder.
You really should know better, Stanley.
You need to shape up, mister.
[To Randy.] Don't interrupt me! You always interrupt me when I talk! Can't you see that I?--
[A bit testily.] I don't interrupt you.
There, you did it again! [To Mr. Mackey.] He interrupted me again.
Okay, uh -- perhaps you should let your wife finish talking, Mr. Marsh. Now, Stan, I want you to be...
Okay, I'm sorry I interrupt. But she always takes over any conversation!
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