Didn't you used to do a fashion column for the Daily Mail?
Funnily enough, I did. I've done many strange things in my time.
What does one wear to a lynching?
S1919x04
[Amy complains to Simon about what he said about the participants in the identity line-up]
Oh, they get paid and they know what's going to happen.
Oh god, you sound like a pimp! (In East End Voice) They gets paid their money, they know whats gonna happen. As you close the container lorry and set sail for western Europe.
This is not a football match. You come here, full of...crack...spitting all over things.
AAmy
Let it die, please. Let it die.
The addiction I'd like to die...this isn't even a pop quiz anymore, it's an intervention, Amy.
Spitting...that would never happen on GMTV.
Nothing happens on GMTV.
[Reading an intro] "They tried to make me go to rehab..."?
AAmy
"I said no, no, no".
Is correct. In hindsight...I think maybe "yes", maybe...
[Reading an intro] "They told him don't you ever come around here..."?
BBill
Uh...because you're a registered sex offender.
[Reading an intro] "I've got something to put in you..."?
AAmy
Thanks darling!
S1919x05
With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests John Barrowman, Robin Ince, Daniel Bedingfield, Kelli Young
[About Sugababes]
BBill
Ungodly? Is there anything specific about that?
I think it was just a lot of wiggling of vaginas...that sort of thing.
Hold on, hold on...does a vagina wiggle?! Not that I've ever seen one but; so please inform me.
Well, I'm not an expert...
There's nothing quite like the riveting T.V stylings of two homosexuals discussing fannies, is there?
[About Liberty X 'X'] People won't remember this, as people barely remember Liberty X...
You look like you haven't aged in 15 years.
That's what the TARDIS does to you.
...You sure it isn't the botox?
[Discussing strategies to stay young]
BBill
The marrowbone from goats, that's good as well, isn't it.
Have you...
Have I sucked marrowbone from a goat? No.
But I bet you could.
Poverty should have been history by now, lazy Cotton!
[Kelli feels Barrowman's arse]
You realize the Daily Mail's going to be in uproar about that bit of the show. "Black lady touches homosexual on television!"
"With white man in the middle!"
You cheated there, Bill Bailey!
I didn't cheat!
Not you, Barrowman!
Right.
Always about you, isn't it? "I'll be on Maria! I'll be in Torchwood, I'll be on any bloody show that'll have me! Even Buzzcocks". I saw you on Loose Women.
Yeah.
They're awful, aren't they?
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