[Talking about Elton John's lookalike]
DGDavid Grant
Is he about the same height as Elton John?
No, he's 87 times the size. They have to film him from miles away!
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Wet Wet Wet eventually got so sick of "Love Is All Around" that they wrote to their record company, demanding the song be taken off the market. And since I found that fact out, I've spent six months trying to forge James Blunt's signature: "Dear James Blunt's record company. It's me, James Blunt. My records are rubbish. Please stop putting them out. Thanks. Bluntie. PS: You can stab me in the eye as well if you want."
[Talking about Sharon Osbourne having liposuction]
MMark
She has it sucked out of her and pumped into her daughter and I think that's cruel.
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