With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Mark Ronson (Guest captain), Adele, Tim Minchin, Jamie Reynolds, Ralf Little.
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I'm a big fan of The Klaxons,of course.
JJamie
Thank you very much.
There's you, you're Jamie from The Klaxons.
JJamie
I'm Jamie, yes.
There's also James from The Klaxons.
JJamie
Yes. He's better-looking than me isn't he?
Quite hot, hot.
JJamie
I know. [whispers] That's why I got him in. [laughs]
Do you um.. do people ever get confused & booked you, for a tv show, thinking it's him?
JJamie
Now.. [waits for audience to stop] I don't mean to be funny but I think it happens for us whether or not I'm sitting quite close to this man here [points at Phil]
PPhil
No, I wanted the big,lumpy one. [points at Jamie]
MMark
And then what was this.. what was C?
C is uh.. organizers couldn't find a good spoon for her soup.
MMark
..spoon for her soup.. and then what was the question?
TTim
Does anyone know her? Has anyone met her? [looks at Mark Ronson] You're a rockstar.. Or whatever.
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With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Stephen Fry (Guest captain), Dominic Cooper, Frankie Sandford, Josie Long and Matt Shultz.
He's got sex in his eyes but has he got song titles in his mouth?
FFrankie
I feel like I'm at school today, I've learned a lot of knowledge.
Well then, it's about time.
(After Frankie incorrectly answered her own lyrics) "You think I'm crazy, I'm not I'm your baby", dance dance dance, money money money! [Puts down the card] Mamma Mia.
DDominic
Here I go again.
No, I was looking for "Does it show again?". Mamma Mia.
Does it show again?
No, it was "Now I really know." Mamma Mia.
Here I go again?
No, it was "Even if I say". Mamma Mia.
Here I go again?
No, it was "Does it show again?" again.
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With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests Bob Mortimer (Guest captain), Kelly Rowland, Jack Osbourne, Nick Grimshaw and David O'Doherty.
[to Kelly] What do you think it is then?
NNick
I'm hoping it's horrific burns.
My favourite member of the Destiny's Child, of course.
Well thank you very much.
No problem. I thought you'd maybe defend the others but you're just sort of..
No, I like to be the favourite! Why not?
Yeah, I don't want to put down the other two.
No, I love them to death.
I love Michelle and the other one.. I love 'em.
My goodness, you're looking very.. very nipply, Kelly.
Nothing wrong with nipples! Stop judging the nipples!
[exhales] Oh god, this is boring.
IT IS A SONG, NO ONE KNOWS. [about Nick] He doesn't know it! [To Phill] Did you know it?
[prentends to be a black woman] Naw I din't! I'm with herr! You come on here with yo jive-ass ssongs.. Woo!
Your stars are; Meatloaf. Who's uh.. wig didn't come today.
Get outta here! Bears??
People collect bears. Why are you saying Bears? rather than Legs??
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