Amy quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

I don't think there's such thing as integrity or being a sell out, I just think he's a wanker.

Amy, is that hair yours, and is anything living in it?

Simon

That's not the GMTV way!

It would be if I had my way, I'd say that hair is fantastic!

Oh, yeah it's all mine...'cause I bought it.

Simon

[About Amy meeting with Pete Doherty] Don't go near him! Do something with Katie Melua. There you are.

I'd rather have cat-AIDS, thank you.

Simon

What's the "push push"?

I don't know, it's my new thing.

Simon

Is it? I thought it was crack.

Do I look like Russell Brand?

Simon

Uh, yes.

[In unison with Simon] Yes.

Simon

This is not a football match. You come here, full of...crack...spitting all over things.

Let it die, please. Let it die.

Simon

The addiction I'd like to die...this isn't even a pop quiz anymore, it's an intervention, Amy.

Simon

[Reading an intro] "They tried to make me go to rehab..."?

"I said no, no, no".

Simon

Is correct. In hindsight...I think maybe "yes", maybe...

Simon

[Reading an intro] "I've got something to put in you..."?

Thanks darling!