TV show quotes
You cheated!
Yeah, I cheated. And what of it? You ain't the boss of me. I ain't never gonna be your bitch!
Talk to the hand 'cause the wrist is pissed.
You've out-gayed me, Barrowman!
[Exaggerated accent] Let's have a gay-off! Ready? Lips pursed, hands on the table, and go!
...I haven't even told my mum yet.
Kurt Cobain is now the top earning dead celebrity. So not Bruce Forsyth. If you're watching that on a repeat...and he is dead...that is inaccurate.
[Trying to guess an answer with John Barrowman raising his hand]
I don't even think you are gay, Barrowman! I think. I've seen all this pretending that "Oh, don't worry girls, I'm just gay, now I'm going to kiss you and fondle my stuff," it's disgusting! The oldest trick in the book! What would Barrowman know? Oh, Lulu! It's Lulu then!
Robin, John will not be able to help you with this one because tonight he's playing the part of a stereotype.
We've had a gay man guessing Kylie, a black lady guessing Bob Marley. We are doing nothing to subvert expectations!
[About a gorilla coat] I should say that that coat is not made out of gorilla.
Is it not?
It's made out of Desert Orchid.
Were you ever in the Sugababes?
I wasn't in the Sugababes, no.
My sister's going to be in the Sugababes for her gap year.
Gays...come here...take our men...
[Singing] Oh, high on a hill with a great big dildo! [Yodelling]
With regulars Simon Amstell, Bill Bailey, Phill Jupitus
With guests Lily Allen, Jamelia, Steve Strange, Mark Watson
[Introducing Lily Allen]
Lily was expelled from five schools. At 14, she ran away to go to Glastonbury and she pushed pills in Ibiza. Well, I stole my brother's Care Bear, but I don't go on about it. And he's still looking for it. You square!
[After Steve Strange has been rambling on]
I should explain... Steve is a recovering heroin addict.
[About Catherine Zeta-Jones]
The future's bright; her husband's orange.
[About Catherine Zeta-Jones]
So, what have we pixelated?
I think it's her morals.
[About Catherine Zeta-Jones]
I think it's a mirror image of a disco ball.
You know...we pixelated it?
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