Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 16
"She may be the beauty or the beast..."? Bill, I think you'll know this one.
Well, he's definitely the beast, right? We've established that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Beardy!
You can't really call someone Beardy if you've got a beard, Bill.
Why Mark, this is not a beard. It's a small South American mammal...that I've trained to crouch very still.
Am I being awkward?
No, you're not being awkward... I think it's pronounced "retarded".
I've got no idea, give us a clue, for God's sake.
Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, what more clue can I give you without giving it away?
You're talking too quickly!! How can I understand that?!
Well, I'm sorry if I was of no help...
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