Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 1
ABBA comprised of Agnetha, Benny, Bjorn and Anni-Frid and took their name from their initials. Four English singers tried repeat ABBA's success, but unfortunately William, Annie, Nigel and Keith - yes I said William, Annie, Nigel and Keith - couldn't think of a name. Agnetha eventually left ABBA, they replaced her with Ursula, and formed Abbu, who went on a spree of terror and destruction throughout the Middle East.
Shaun [Ryder] is an ex-Post Office worker who sang with the Happy Mondays and in 1993 formed Black Grape. So Shaun if you're watching, that's what you've been up to.
Okay, Whis... (collapses in hysterical laughter after accidentally almost reading out a song on the card!)
When we said no words, we specifically mean the ones in the title, Clare!
Did you hear that?
No I didn't, it sounded like "wus".
I want the full intro on this one.
Go for the vocal line, kids!
You ready?
No I haven't a clue! Could you whisper some...?
I tell you what Clare, take a seat, sweetheart! (Clare sits down)
I've had a complete mind block with that one!
It's alright Clare, it doesn't matter!
Because I've been so helpful so far...
You were a pop star in the 80s, they weren't important! Doesn't matter! Forget it!
Excuse me, can I just say I was not a pop star, I was in fact the Pixie of Pop!
Oh I'm sorry, yeah, and I'm the Jabba the Hutt of jokes!
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