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Among the many things Morrissey has said on record he actually hates are:
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Sundays
Sunbathers
Jokes about Wagon Wheels
The MCC
Loft lagging
Igneous rock
Bulldog terriers
Chip forks
The phrase "Mr. Morrissey, you require three snookers!"
The M25
Friday afternoons
Tortoises
Crayons
Pasta as a starter
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