[After speaking with Jimmy, Mr. Warren looks at Jimmy's sales file with concern.]
SAServo [as Warren]
Hmm. I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.
JAJoel [as Warren]
Hmm? What in the world? Assault with a deadly weapon?!
CACrow [as Warren]
AKA "The Pantsless Salesman" or "The Piddling Peddler"?!
JAJoel [as Warren]
What? He got a D in trigonometry?
SAServo [as Warren]
But he is a Pieces with a moon in Aries.
CACrow [as Warren]
I'd fire him if he weren't my son.
[Mr. Warren does a quick glance at the sales record board, then puts down the file and stands up.]
JAJoel [as Warren]
Are you there, Lord?
SAServo [as Warren]
Hello, wall.
CACrow [as Warren]
Well, there's a blue steak and a pitcher of martinis with my name on it.
[Mr. Warren looks at the board again, which shows that most salesmen have sold only a few cars during the month.]
SAServo [as Warren]
That's nearly impossible. No one under my employ has ever sold a car!
Well, I guess no one wins a Mathis album.
CACrow [as Warren]
If I could read, I'd know what the problem is.
SAServo [as Warren]
Oh, here's the problem. I forgot to carry the two!
[Joel, Tom, Crow, and Gypsy are performing "Hired! The Musical"]'
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[[in a whisper] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I hope I don't get fired.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] In forty years I'll be retired. But for now, I'm simply hired.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired.
[singing] I got a job today.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I'm selling Chevrolets.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I'm bringing home good pay.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired.
[singing] I just got hired
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He's hired. He got a job today.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's selling Chevrolets.
[singing] We're gonna get awnings.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He's bringing home good pay.
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] Maybe even dessert
[singing at same time with bots next line] I'm hired!
TCTom, Crow, Gypsy
[singing] He just got hired! HIRED!
