[In response to Keiiche Abe's writing credit.]
CCrow
Someone wants to admit that they wrote this?
“Time of the Apes” · Season 3
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (7), Catherine (2), Tom Servo (1), Gypsy (1), Caroline (1)
[Still shot of two gorillas]
CCrow
Oh look, it's Shelly Winters and Ernest Borgnine.
[As the humans climb hand-over-hand under a bridge, Caroline knocks a small chunk of wood into the river.]
CACrow [as Caroline]
My piece of wood! It died so that we might live.
[An Ape military officer gathers the troops.]
CACrow [as Officer]
About face! Crap in hands! Fling crap!
Catherine, I'm scared!
Don't worry, we're with you.
CCrow
We're doomed, but with you.
CCrow
C'mon! Try and move faster than the plot!
[Caroline, Johnny, and Catherine are running and hiding from ape military officers]
Hurry, this way!
CCrow
Oh, like you know where you're going!
[Trees in the background begin to tremble ominously]
AAAH! The tree's having a seizure!
I thought I told you kids not to play ball in the house!
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