[During an effects sequence.]
They must've spent tens of dollars on this.
“Star Force: Fugitive Alien II” · Season 3
In this episode: Tom Servo (16), Joel Robinson (12), Crow T. Robot (10), Ken (5), Joe (3), Narrator (2), Dan (2), Gypsy (1)
[In flashbacks to "Fugitive Alien", the scene jumps abruptly from Rita's death to Ken eagerly waving for pickup by the Bacchus 3.]
KKen
Hey! Hey! Hey!
JAJoel [as Ken]
Ha ha! My chick's dead! Hey!
[The Bacchus 3 crew, wearing enemy uniforms, are about to infiltrate a secret-weapon installation.]
It won't be easy getting into this place.
KKen
How will we do it?
Easy.
Wha-- wait a minute.
[In a desert, The Bacchus 3 crew walk past foliage that resembles stalks of corn.]
CACrow [as one of the crew]
Hey, corn...CORN?!?
KKen
Captain Joe, you don't necessarily have to get swallowed up in a black hole. If you chart your course carefully, you can go through a tunnel out to a white hole in safety. It's a tricky maneuver.
DDan
Where did you hear that?
KKen
Where did I hear it? I'm afraid I don't remember. I guess it was at one of those scientific briefings I attended.
I don't think they should try it, they can't even get their lips to move with the words.
CYColonel Yurulin
[attempting a takeover of Bacchus III] Black hole ahead! If we get any closer, it'll swallow us! I ordered you to change course to starboard! Ken! Starboard course!
I would do my black hole jokes, but they all suck. [Crow and Joel groan]
[as a desert tornado begins to blow the sand off of Bacchus III, freeing the ship]
It's a twister!
CCrow
Dorothy! Dorothy! Auntie Em! Toto!
Toto too?
...
[music plays as the sand is blown away]
CCrow
It's not the wind, it's a men's choir.
[after the crew of Bacchus III has successfully destroyed the Saysar weapon]
I came up to tell you how proud I am of you guys. You're the greatest crew a captain ever had.
SAServo [as Joe]
Thank you for shooting me with a dart.
KKen
[seeing his "mother" running away] There she is again! Mother! Why does she always run away?
CCrow
Could be your breath.
Maybe you're mistaken?
Maybe it's a trap.
[as Ken prepares to leave Bacchus III, and is bidding the crew farewell]
KKen
Dan...
DDan
We've been through a lot together.
KKen
Yeah.
Except for a good movie.
[as the title appears]
Uh oh, Fugitive Alien II: Electric Boogaloo, the Heretic, Nerds in Paradise, On the Move, Citizens on Patrol!
Joel Star Force times two! Two times the action, two times the confusion!
Baboom!
Hey, this music is perky. I'm feeling really good!
CCrow
Yeah! Hey, this is gonna be fun guys! I'm feeling really- oh who are we kidding, this is a Fugitive Alien sequel, we're in for the two most painful hours of our lives! [Servo begins crying]
Come on, you guys, we gotta be strong. Try not to fall apart. Come on, we've been through too many Sandy Frank films to let him defeat us now.
A thousand light years away from our solar system lies Valna Star...
[crying] We know...
... a mysterious planet with an enriched atmosphere which in part...
CCrow
Seen it!
Taped it! [cries more]
Only one memory of Rita remains: her golden Valnor medallion...
SAServo [as Narrator]
Which Ken hocked for a pack of cigarettes.
Ken will never forget her.
JAJoel [as Narrator]
Or the Visa bill she ran up, huh?
Rocky.
CCrow
Again?
Rocky!
CCrow
Again?!
That's good, Crow.
CYColonel Yurulin
Listen to me! I've got something important to tell you!
JAJoel [as Yurulin]
I'm the Unsinkable Molly Brown!
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