KKen
Yeah, it's one of Dr. Doyle's old patients, Mr. Harvey.
SAServo [as Ken/Elwood Dowd]
Yeah, he's a big rabbit, you see, there...
The Beatniks (movie)
“The Beatniks” · Season 4
In this episode: Joel Robinson (4), Tom Servo (3), Crow T. Robot (2), Gypsy (2), East Eddie (1), Ken (1), Magic Voice (1)
ESEddie [singing]
Anything...
...Is better than this crap!
[Joel is aggressively playing Rock Paper Scissors with the bots]
Joel, I hope you're not playing too tough with those two.
No, ma'am!
[rushes in with a furious shriek and rams Joel] GYPSY CRUSHES JOEL! MY BABIES!
[bandaged up from Gypsy ramming into him] My achin' noggin...
Yeah, Well, serves you right for taking advantage of these little Charm-kins!
Oh yeah? well, you should ask these little "charmkins" what I found oozing out of my pillow case this morning!
Aw, you little baby, it could've been a lot worse!
CCrow
Yeah, at least we killed him before we stuffed him in there.
Enough, you three! Freebie and the Bean are calling.
[Joel is reading a letter from a young viewer who tells them that his mother is making him write "I will not call my mom a dickweed"]
[reading] Before I start this auspicious task, I must ask in the interest of justice... is dickweed a swear word?
JSJoel/Servo
[at the same time] No/Yes! ...Yes/No? No... no.
Nope; dickweed isn't a swear word. it's clean. You're cool. You can stop writing, "I will not call my mom a dickweed."
[Gypsy suddenly slithers past Joel and Servo, screaming loudly. Crow then enters brandishing a knife]
CACrow [as Mooney]
Where'd she go man, where'd she go?!
Crow, put that knife away, you're scaring Gypsy!
CACrow [as Mooney]
I did it for you, Eddie!
Oh great, he's on moon mode again...
CACrow [as Mooney]
That's right: I'm gonna moon you man, I'm gonna moon you!
That's gonna be tough because you really don't have a hinder to speak of.
CACrow [as Mooney]
That's it, That's it! [Crow then "stabs" Servo who collapses on the table]
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