[Sinbad addresses a crowd of people in the city and they yell in agreement with something he says.]
CACrow [as someone in the crowd]
Howard Johnson is right!
“The Magic Voyage of Sinbad” · Season 5
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Gypsy (3), Jack Perkins (3), Tom Servo (1), Joel Robinson (1)
[Sinbad delivers another speech, but the editing makes it appear as though it has lasted for more than a day.]
It's noon and he's still filibustering!
[Sinbad makes prospective members of his crew drink a strong liquid to test their fortitude.]
CCrow
They're test-marketing Crystal Pepsi.
[Sinbad's ships approach an island whose residents wear giant horned helmets and cloaks.]
CCrow
They look like the Knights Who Say "Ni!"
It seems as if everybody who's anybody is here tonight.
CCrow
That's because they knew you'd be wearing that dress. Wow.
[laughing a little too hard] We were wondering... what would you do if Sinbad came to your town? [laughs again] Wouldn't you want the city council to do something about it? Let's watch.
That wasn't Sinbad.
WHO ARE YOU!?!?
Now I must warn you, the Sinbad in today's film is not quite the swarthy adventurer of yore, he resembles my Uncle Phil — A slim whiskery fellow who manages a tobacco store.
[juggling and wearing a clown headdress] Bonswa, dear friends. I, too, dreamed of the circus as an escape from my stifling home life. I still grow nostalgic at the smell of grease paint, and elephant hair, and... oh I do so long to punch a clown.
Hey, regarding the catfish we saw nuzzling Poseidon, isn't the catfish a freshwater creature? By the way, if you're looking for a great catfish bait, take a big gob of liver sausage and mix it all up with a couple of dozen of those big juicy nightcrawlers. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised by the results.
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