A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Played by Kevin Murphy
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,542 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (818), Mike Nelson (393), Joel Robinson (294)
[Rowsdower and Troy have lost the pursuing cultists.]
Do you have any idea of what kind of people you're dealing with?
They're from Saskatchewan!
No.
It's a cult.
They worship blue oysters.
They want to rule the world.
How do you know?
I've been around, kid.
And I've been a square kid.
ServoD'oh!
[Rowsdower and Troy enter an abandoned shack, Pipper's house, and discover food inside.]
FOOD!
Yeah, no beer, though.
Hey! Who goes there?!
More FOOD!
What the hell you doin' here?!
We were eating your FOOD!
[Rowsdower and Troy encounter Mike Pipper, a crazy old hermit, who holds them at gunpoint.]
McGreggor? Troy McGreggor? ...Thomas's son?
Yeah! Did you know him?
Know him? He was delicious!
[Rowsdower is trudging up a hill]
Hey, how'd he get his pants clean?
ServoSay what you want about the filthy, grizzled guy, he does a good load of laundry.
. . .
[singing] You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, shovin' those sandwiches into your face, singing...
We will, we will ROWSDOWER!
SING IT!
[Servo stops singing, but Crow keeps going.]
We will, we... [normally] Oh, guess that's over.
[The group sing as music plays and the credits start to roll]
ServoOh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!
He comes to save the day in a broken truck.
With a stinky denim jacket on his back.
He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked!
But at least we didn't have to see him play [falters] h-hackey sack....
ServoWhat?!
Sorry, I panicked.
[Coming aboard the Seaquarium, Stella and Peter are looking for Dr. Janet.]
Janet! Janet!
Oh, sorry, I forgot. I'm nasty, Miss Jackson!
[Several squads of locals have volunteered to help the police and Coast Guard track down and burn the Devil Fish, while Peter acts as bait. They pour pink-tinted gasoline in the water.]
Deploy the Countrytime Pink Lemonade!
ServoI bet they hired every nature-hating psycho in Dade County.
[That night, the squads are still looking for the Devil Fish.]
Squad number one. Report in.
Squad number one, Sheriff. Ain't seen nothing yet.
B-b-b-baby, we ain't seen n-n-nothing yet, over.
. . .
Squad number two. Squad number two!
We done been et, over!
. . .
Squad number two. Squad number two!
Oh, they'll be number two soon enough.
. . .
[The rednecks of Squad Number Two become a light snack for the Devil Fish.]
[singing to Neil Young's "Southern Man"] Southern man, gonna eat your head!
. . .
[The Sheriff and the other squads arrive and again pour gasoline into the water.]
Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.
. . .
[The squads are playing flamethrowers over the gasoline, cooking the Devil Fish.]
Okay, now, throw in the diced onions and celery and chopped porcini mushrooms!
Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for flamethrowers?
. . .
[Close up of burning water.]
Eww, someone threw a match on the Cuyahoga River.
Such clever boys certainly deserve crackers with their milk!
ServoCrackers? Wow! Maybe they can have white rice later!
[A robot throws a wrench at Gumbo, which goes through him and leaves a wrench-shaped hole in his torso.]
ServoLiquid metal!
[The camera cuts to Gumby's reaction.]
Hey, you can throw things through Dad! I'm gonna get an anvil!
[A robot head hangs over a garage door with the words, "THE END".]
ServoAah! They hung his head! Oh…
Now I'm ready for years of powerful Adlerian therapy, Mike.
ServoThey hung his head... oh... oh this is worse than Se7en!
Hey! His bump is on the other side!
The Screaming Skull (movie)
[The skull is throw out the window and hits the ground rolling, landing right side up.]
Settled in a divot.
[The skull twitches.]
ServoWoof!
[As wizard Baydool drags Travis ("Tee") away from the slave market crowd and into his shack, he tries to get him to talk.]
¿Como te llamas?
Yeah, yo quiero Taco Bell, whatever.
. . .
Comment vous-appelez vous?
Je m'appelle… Bite Me!
[Lord Vultare has an audience with the Mannerjay while slaves fan her.]
Do you want me to oscillate, Ma'am?
. . .
We've rounded up a number of suspects.
…including Kevin Spacey.
I'm certain some of them are spies for the Order.
What of the map?
No word. It seems…
…chilly in here. Could you turn down your guy?
So, dinosaurs died out because they forgot how to love each other. Is that right?
ServoIn a wrong kind of way, yeah.
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
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JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
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PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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