Jane quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Penny went up to the boss's house, and she's still there! And it doesn't take an hour and a half to sing a song.

Maybe it's Aida.

Every word I told the judge was the truth, mama.

Court-appointed parents.

I didn't know what Terry and those boys were gonna do!

You were out with those hoodlums. No decent girl would be seen with them.

Why Jane? You said you were going to the movies. You didn't say anything about being with boys you didn't even know.

You're a slutty gun moll.

Dad, all I did was go out on a date!

Satan's play thing!

I didn't know what I was getting into! She came to work and asked if I wanted to meet a nice boy!

"Nice boy..." a thief.

Mike

Mr. and Mrs. Bridge read her the Riot Act.

... and you'd been drinking!

I wouldn't have been with him if you hadn't picked an argument with me last night!

You sinned, and you'll pay for your crime, Jane.

I'll be there, front row, at your hanging!

Daddy, help me, please!

I'm afraid you're going down, kitten. Hard.

You're my family!

Uh... aren't you?

I don't know how your father will ever face his business friends again.

Well, let's ask him. He's right here.

Servo

Dad?

Mike

This is just like dinner at home.

So, dinosaurs died out because they forgot how to love each other. Is that right?

Servo

In a wrong kind of way, yeah.

You can't hide this!

Who is to prevent me?

Servo

A halfway smart guy with muscles and hair?

I'm conditioned to keep the secret, just like everyone. I can't do it.

Try! Fight him! Fight him with your will!

But my will won't!

I-- I-- I can't! He's commanding me from a distance.

Servo

Amelia Airhead.