Zap Rowsdower quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

What's your name, laddy?

Troy MacGregor.

I'm Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.

Yeah, well I'm Bill Shtinkwater!

Mike

Rowsdowermobile, away!

Servo

And together they fought crime throughout Southwestern Alberta!

Do you have any idea of what kind of people you're dealing with?

They're from Saskatchewan!

No.

It's a cult.

They worship blue oysters.

They want to rule the world.

How do you know?

I've been around, kid.

And I've been a square kid.

Servo

D'oh!

Go to hell!

Or at least Edmonton!

They used to rule this land.

They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.