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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Sheriff Gordon, Squad Member and others in “Devil Fish”

[That night, the squads are still looking for the Devil Fish.]

SGSheriff Gordon

Squad number one. Report in.

SMSquad Member

Squad number one, Sheriff. Ain't seen nothing yet.

CACrow [as Squad Member]

B-b-b-baby, we ain't seen n-n-nothing yet, over.

. . .

SGSheriff Gordon

Squad number two. Squad number two!

SAServo [as dead squad member]

We done been et, over!

. . .

SGSheriff Gordon

Squad number two. Squad number two!

Oh, they'll be number two soon enough.

. . .

[The rednecks of Squad Number Two become a light snack for the Devil Fish.]

SAServo [as Devil Fish]

[singing to Neil Young's "Southern Man"] Southern man, gonna eat your head!

. . .

[The Sheriff and the other squads arrive and again pour gasoline into the water.]

Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.

. . .

[The squads are playing flamethrowers over the gasoline, cooking the Devil Fish.]

SAServo [as Sheriff]

Okay, now, throw in the diced onions and celery and chopped porcini mushrooms!

Does the Coast Guard have a lot of use for flamethrowers?

. . .

[Close up of burning water.]

Eww, someone threw a match on the Cuyahoga River.

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