CACrow [as Gumby]
One of my classmates died in the kiln today, mother.
“The Screaming Skull” · Season 9
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (10), Mike Nelson (8), Tom Servo (7), Dr. Williams (1)
[One of the robots doing Gumby's yardwork drives its lawnmower through the fence into the next yard.]
CCrow
Hey, don't! That's Wallace and Gromit's yard!
[Another robot chops down a tree.]
Hey! That's old-growth clay!
. . .
[Another robot is ripping slats from the garage.]
CCrow
Habitat Against Humanity.
[Gumby's dad Gumbo arrives at the house, where we see a cloud -- actually, a piece of white fluff -- stuck on the construction-paper sky.]
CACrow [as Weatherman]
It's a fair to partly-cottony day…
GSGumby's Mother
Such clever boys certainly deserve crackers with their milk!
Crackers? Wow! Maybe they can have white rice later!
[A robot is digging up the flower garden.]
CACrow [as mobster]
Gotta move this body back upstate.
[A robot throws a wrench at Gumbo, which goes through him and leaves a wrench-shaped hole in his torso.]
Liquid metal!
[The camera cuts to Gumby's reaction.]
MAMike [as Gumby]
Hey, you can throw things through Dad! I'm gonna get an anvil!
[Gumbo flies through the air and lands, legs spread, on the roof of the neighboring house.]
MAMike [as Gumbo]
Thank goodness for the internal genitalia!
[Gumby's stacked mother gives a stern look at a robot who's invaded the house.]
CACrow [as Gumby's Mother]
That squares my breasts!
[A robot head hangs over a garage door with the words, "THE END".]
Aah! They hung his head! Oh…
CCrow
Now I'm ready for years of powerful Adlerian therapy, Mike.
They hung his head... oh... oh this is worse than Se7en!
Hey! His bump is on the other side!
The Screaming Skull (movie)
EEric
Jenni, this is Mickey.
MAMike [as Eric]
Mickey's a wide-awake nightmare!
[Jenni goes to Marian's room, grabs a skull she found in the chifforobe, and flings it out the window.]
Alas, poor Yorick! She threw him well!
[Jenni pours her heart out to Reverend Snow, who looks grim.]
MAMike [as Rev. Snow]
Have you tried talking to your minister about this?
[The face on Marian's tombstone briefly appears to morph into a skull as Eric looks at it.]
SAServo [as Eric]
Don't you make that skull face at me, missy!
[As Jenni runs from Marian's ghost, the soundtrack has a soprano singing an erratic sequence of creepy notes.]
Kiri Te Kanawa is drunk again!
[Jenni, back in the house, is shrieking uncontrollably.]
CCrow
Oh, great! She's playing her Yoko Ono albums.
I think the title was supposed to be "Screaming, semicolon, Skull".
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