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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Servo, Crow and others in “The Final Sacrifice”

[The group sing as music plays and the credits start to roll]

Servo

Oh baby, Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world!

CCrow

He comes to save the day in a broken truck.

Mike

With a stinky denim jacket on his back.

CCrow

He couldn't help this movie, which really sucked!

Mike

But at least we didn't have to see him play [falters] h-hackey sack....

Servo

What?!

Mike

Sorry, I panicked.

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