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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Zap Rowsdower, Crow [as Rowsdower] and others in “The Final Sacrifice”

[Rowsdower and Troy have lost the pursuing cultists.]

ZRZap Rowsdower

Do you have any idea of what kind of people you're dealing with?

CACrow [as Rowsdower]

They're from Saskatchewan!

TTroy

No.

ZRZap Rowsdower

It's a cult.

SAServo [as Rowsdower]

They worship blue oysters.

ZRZap Rowsdower

They want to rule the world.

TTroy

How do you know?

ZRZap Rowsdower

I've been around, kid.

CACrow [as Rowsdower]

And I've been a square kid.

Servo

D'oh!

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