A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 5 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (5), Crow T. Robot (4), Mike Nelson (2)
[A figure leisurely lopes through a graveyard.]
Well, I better get back to my grave; sun's been up an hour, I'm startin' to disintegrate.
. . .
Heh... you know, people are just dying to--
[sharply] No.
...Sorry.
. . .
[Troy visits his father's grave.]
[voiceover] Hello, Dad. It's been a long time. And I miss you. I want to know what happened to you.
I died.
What's your name, laddy?
Troy MacGregor.
I'm Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.
Yeah, well I'm Bill Shtinkwater!
[Rowsdower's truck starts up.]
Rowsdowermobile, away!
And together they fought crime throughout Southwestern Alberta!
[Rowsdower and Troy have lost the pursuing cultists.]
Do you have any idea of what kind of people you're dealing with?
They're from Saskatchewan!
No.
It's a cult.
They worship blue oysters.
They want to rule the world.
How do you know?
I've been around, kid.
And I've been a square kid.
D'oh!
[Rowsdower and Troy enter an abandoned shack, Pipper's house, and discover food inside.]
FOOD!
Yeah, no beer, though.
Hey! Who goes there?!
More FOOD!
What the hell you doin' here?!
We were eating your FOOD!
[Rowsdower and Troy encounter Mike Pipper, a crazy old hermit, who holds them at gunpoint.]
McGreggor? Troy McGreggor? ...Thomas's son?
Yeah! Did you know him?
Know him? He was delicious!
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes