Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Remember, always cut the meat of the person to your left.

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Ah, how many times Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie had sex!

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Hey, now they'll get immaculate reception!

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Oh god... I'm pregnant!

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Dan Quayle announces his candidacy.

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This has been the official biopic of Larry Fine.[N]

[in white-trash accent] The water works about an hour a day. I'd boil the hell out of it if I were you.

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What kind of shithole planet is this?!?

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[as the title is shown] I prefer the second film in the series: Sleep for Revenge.

As I sat in the hole, I couldn't help but wonder. Was this all there was to life under the sea?

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Uncle Bob will return in The Wonders of Snake Digestion!

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Yes, keep guns away from food.

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No Black History Month, but they learned about grain.

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You're watching Turkey Day at Comedy Central. Now might be a good time to check on your mom.

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Behind the Scenes at the Supermarket: the story they didn't want us to tell. Filmed in cementascope.