[as the title is shown] I prefer the second film in the series: Sleep for Revenge.
“Sleep for Health”
In this episode: Tom Servo (7), Narrator (7), Crow T. Robot (5), Joel Robinson (4), David (1)
A new baby is an exciting addition to the family...
SAServo [as Narrator]
But to keep the balance, someone must go.
MMartha
He's always asleep.
Oh, that's what he wants you to think.
MMartha
When's he ever gonna be any fun?
All he ever does is eat and sleep.
SAServo [as David]
And watch "Meet the Press."
Everybody has habits. [a father is shown reading a newspaper with a stern expression] Dad likes to read his newspaper every evening in this same chair.
SAServo [as the father]
A cat that eats lasagna?!
Getting ready for bed at a regular time is one of the most important habits you can learn. A quiet hour or two before bedtime is part of this habit. It makes you feel relaxed and sleepy, ready for bed.
SAServo [as Narrator]
Easy pickings for an apex predator.
Some people go right to sleep, others take longer.
JAJoel [as Narrator]
David eases himself to sleep by counting his sins.
CACrow [as David]
239... 240... ah, 241... that was a good one.
[David is seen flying a plane in a dream that sputters and dies in midair without falling]
CCrow
You know, if you die in a dream, you die in real life.
JAJoel [as David]
[while David pulls out a big wrench and works on the propeller] No! Not like this, not today! I'm only nine! I never even finished that chapter I mentioned earlier!
[the airplane revs up again]
Eh, still more reliable than flying with Spirit Airlines.
Dreams don't seem to make much sense, do they?
CCrow
Nope!
[as David is seen sleeping again] That's because the brain is resting along with the body...
JAJoel [as David]
432, 433- oh, I did 433 twice. Gotta start over. 1, 2...
The alarm hasn't rung yet. David finds that he usually wakes up before it goes off.
SAServo [as Narrator]
Which is why you should always get up a full 30 minutes before you awaken.
You're never at your best until at least an hour or two afterwards. That's one reason why getting up early is so important.
CCrow
Uhhhh... didn't this family used to have a baby?
There's plenty of time for breakfast, too. Breakfast is an important meal that shouldn't be missed. If you usually go to bed early enough, you usually wake up early, too. You can start the day in a pleasant, unhurried way. It's more fun for you that way and more fun for the rest of the family, too. David and Martha enjoy their mornings.
SAServo [as Narrator]
It's the last daylight they'll see before descending into the mines.
[David and Martha leave the table] "Well, gotta run, mom and dad, but this has been pleasant and unhurried."
CCrow
Seriously though! This film started with a baby!
[as the film ends]
CCrow
Guys, I'm really worried. What happened to the baby?!
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