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Servo [as Wife] in “Assignment: Venezuela (short)”

[Jim is shown around his future Quonset-hut home by the present husband and wife occupants.]

SAServo [as Wife]

[in white-trash accent] The water works about an hour a day. I'd boil the hell out of it if I were you.

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