Tom Servo quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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One does not simply walk into Mordrid's.

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Second opinion from Dr. Jim Bean.

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Let's call this monster Axl Rose, because he's got an appetite for destruction.

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Batwoman, the movie that dares to say, "We rented an underwater camera, and we're going to get every last peso out of it!"

It's called Twitter. It's gonna be great for the discourse.

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This is what I imagine it feels like to work for Amazon.

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Drinking age, 21. Life expectancy, 16. So unfair.

Be vewy vewy qwuiet. We don't have a permit to film here. Huhuhuh.

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It's the look of Spielbergian awe you can only get by staring lovingly at a tennis ball taped to a stick on a Toronto sound stage.

Doctor, I think we got our blood donor!

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It's Brooke Shields, the Creature from the Blue Lagoon!

If I could join the FFA, my life would be complete, I'd till the soil, I'd bale some hay...

It's a wonderful world when you're married, when you have a family...

Dad, I'm dating a Negro!

A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant.