Every television show begins with a title. Often, it's a card on an easel.
Whoa! Don't give away all the secrets!
... in the studio well before airtime, and each area is set up for the camera so that the program can proceed smoothly.
SA Servo [as the Narrator]
[during a shot of five cards on screen] They are beige to show off on your glorious color TV.
... in this table of grain samples, since our Better Breakfast story begins with cereal grains.
CA Crow [as Narrator]
And ends with malt liquor.
Today's wide variety of ready to eat and hot breakfast cereals is made from these great grains.
Which is better on the cob.
And wheat, or combinations of them.
Call me when you got sorghum.
The United States Department of Agriculture says cereal breakfast products are an important food use of the grains we grow.
EA Emily [as Narrator]
And it's not a conflict of interest at all.
There are many different kinds of wheat...
Corn wheat, barley wheat, rice wheat...
And it is raised in a wide area.
Eat too much wheat, and you'll have a wide area.
Whole grain, enriched or restored breakfast cereals are included in one of the four main food groups recommended by government nutrition experts in a daily food guide.
Government can't tell me not to eat batteries!
Well, that's our health and nutrition television program, Better Breakfasts, USA .
It was immediately canceled.
No Black History Month, but they learned about grain.
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