CCrow
[imitating Emo Philips after Joel points out Ross's seminal guide resembles him] I was wondering if we could go into the woods, and maybe we could see some am-i-nals.
“Catching Trouble (short)” · Season 3
In this episode: Joel Robinson (4), Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2)
[as Ross in the ensuing host segment while a rubber rattlesnake is stuck inside a bag alongside a figure of Ross] Not the giant rattler! Please; I can't do that! He hates me; we went to camp together!
[in closing during the ensuing host segment] If you enjoy catching trouble in any way, there's something wrong with you!
Any questions?
[Ross finds wild bobcat tracks and begins to follow the trail]
[as Ross/Reg Presley] Wildcat, I think I love you, but I wanna know for sure.
CCrow
[watching Ross drag a bear cub forcibly out of a tree] Joel, do they really do this on Earth?
Isn't this wrong?
Yeah guys; I'm deeply ashamed of my race right now.
Deservedly so! [...] There's nothing like imposing your dominance over a bunch of helpless creatures, is there, Ross?
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