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Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)

Lines by Crow T. Robot 421

[In the flashback, Ator the Invicible fights a giant spider.]

CCrow

He never killed, uh, that big a puppet before.

[The film opens with a view through a bedroom window, with a crash of lightning and the sound of thunder.]

CCrow

It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class.

[a hunter comes upon the pods in a cave, and begins to violently smash them with a large stick]

CCrow

Oh, what is he, an L.A. Cop?

[The campers walk into the room to find that their friend has died. Molly solemnly leads them back out.]

CACrow [as Molly]

Well, your breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer.

[The letter A (for "Airplane") is represented by a herd of cows boarding an airplane.]

CCrow

Oh, great. I know I'm going to sit next to one of these people.

[As the film ends]

CACrow [as Narrator]

I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness.

Daddy-O (movie)

[Santa and the kids are trapped in an airlock, with the door into space about to open.]

CACrow [as Santa]

[cheerfully] Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup.

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