[An Ape military officer gathers the troops.]
About face! Crap in hands! Fling crap!
A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
Crow T. Robot
Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes
Most-quoted character in Mystery Science Theater 3000: in 1,660 of its 3,167 quotes
Most scenes with: Tom Servo (818), Mike Nelson (376), Joel Robinson (271)
[An Ape military officer gathers the troops.]
About face! Crap in hands! Fling crap!
C'mon! Try and move faster than the plot!
[In the flashback, Ator the Invicible fights a giant spider.]
He never killed, uh, that big a puppet before.
[The film opens with a view through a bedroom window, with a crash of lightning and the sound of thunder.]
It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class.
[a hunter comes upon the pods in a cave, and begins to violently smash them with a large stick]
Oh, what is he, an L.A. Cop?
[The campers walk into the room to find that their friend has died. Molly solemnly leads them back out.]
Well, your breakfast is getting cold, and she's not getting any warmer.
[The letter A (for "Airplane") is represented by a herd of cows boarding an airplane.]
Oh, great. I know I'm going to sit next to one of these people.
[As the film ends]
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness.
Daddy-O (movie)
Suzie thinks she doesn't need a seatbelt. Let's watch Suzie go ballistic, through the windshield.
[Joel mentions KISS]
[sighs] Joel, I hate to break it to you: KISS were NEVER cool!
[The camera pans onto a victim of the spider: a shriveled-up corpse completely drained of blood.]
It's Rose Kennedy!
[in a midwestern voice] Oh cripes. Polish, polish, polish. That's what I do all day.
[Joel asks the Bots what they want for Christmas.]
I wanna decide who lives and who dies!
[The film's opening credits display "Martian Furniture by Fritz Hansen".]
For Martian Furniture, Fritz of Mars!
[Santa and the kids are trapped in an airlock, with the door into space about to open.]
[cheerfully] Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup.
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
JPJack Perkins20 quotes
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