[The mature alien captain emerges from the spaceship.]
CCrow
Wow, really old teenagers from outer space.
“Teenagers from Outer Space” · Season 4
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (4), Spacecraft Captain (3), Tom Servo (2), Joel Robinson (2), Betty (1), Thor (1)
[Derek holds his shipmates at gunpoint to prevent the release of the gargon.]
When we return to our planet, the High Court may well sentence you to torture!
JCJoel, Crow, Servo
TORCHAA!!
We are the supreme race! We have the supreme weapons!
SAServo [as Captain]
We have the supreme pizzas!
[Thor holds Derek at gunpoint.]
TThor
Before the high court has you executed, you should be made to watch what happens when we return here with the gargans! By the elements alone, they will grow to millions of times their original size in less time than it takes for the sun to rise and fall."
You mean a day?
[Derek, armed with a dead cop's gun, looks for Thor along the street.]
JAJoel [as Derek/Freddy]
[singing to "On the Street Where You Live"]
I have often walked down the street before,
But I've never done it packing heat before…
[Derek, driving a car, recalls his captain's earlier contempt for humanity.]
We are the supreme race! We have the supreme weapons!
CCrow
Ahh, turn Rush Limbaugh off!
Where are you from Derek?
JAJoel [as Derek]
A place called "Studsville". Population: "Me".
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