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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Crow [as Santa] in “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

[Santa and the kids are trapped in an airlock, with the door into space about to open.]

CACrow [as Santa]

[cheerfully] Have you two ever seen a grown man scream? Santa's going to whimper like a whipped pup.

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