Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3
“The Amazing Colossal Man” · Season 3
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2), Joel Robinson (2)
[Glen Manning runs to rescue a pilot who crashed near an imminent nuclear bomb test. Joel and the bots pretend to be voices in Glen's head.]
[in Irish accent] Glen, this is your Father O'Malley. Come back, boy! It's not worth it!
[in old lady voice] Glen, this is your 1st-grade teacher. Don't do it.
Glen, this is your mother. If you stop, I'll make your favorite dish.
All I know is I just don't want to grow anymore.
I'm a Toys 'R Us kid.
I don't want to grow anymore!
I'm a Toys 'R Us kid!
[Sixty-foot-tall Glenn heads for Boulder Dam.]
Hey, look! He'll be the biggest guy by a dam site!
Suzie thinks she doesn't need a seatbelt. Let's watch Suzie go ballistic, through the windshield.
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