[The letter A (for "Airplane") is represented by a herd of cows boarding an airplane.]
CCrow
Oh, great. I know I'm going to sit next to one of these people.
“Daddy-O” · Season 3
In this episode: Tom Servo (10), Joel Robinson (7), Crow T. Robot (5), Narrator (3), Jack Perkins (2), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1)
[The letter D (for "Dancing") is represented as a group of children dancing.]
D is for damned, as in "Village Of".
. . .
CACrow [as dancing boy/Hitler]
You vill dance with me, Eva!
[The letter G is represented by giraffes. One of them looks to the camera.]
SAServo [as giraffe]
I want a Clark bar.
[The letter I (for "In") is represented by the White House.]
I is for Ike. He hides inside.
[L is represented by stock footage of a parade. A large ice cream cone is seen]
Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone.
. . .
[Later, a balloon of an overweight man is shown.]
And there's Elvis now.
. . .
[The same stock footage of the parade, this time featuring nursery rhyme-themed, floats is shown to represent N.]
[before the narrator can talk] N is for float... huh?
[A balloon of a panda bear is shown.]
Ah, and there's Louie Anderson.
O is for once...
"Once"? O is for "Once"? What, was there a writer's strike?
. . .
[The clip is a series of animals plowing a field.]
O is for the obscene treatment of animals.
. . .
P is for PETA, who's boycotting this. And this. And this.
Q is for the queer, queer pelican / Whose beak can hold more than his belican!
JAJoel [as Narrator]
P is for plagiarism from Ogden Nash! [N]
[The letter R (for "Ribbon") is represented by children dancing around the maypole.]
CCrow
Hey, these are all boys!
. . .
Hey, there's Jack Klugman and Tony Randall!
U is for upchuck that comes from below. [imiates vomiting]
X is for Xmas...
X is for existential dilemma.
Yeah, well, Y is for Yanni, as far as I'm concerned.
[During Y (for "Young"), a clip of children fishing is seen.]
Y is the chemical symbol for heavy metals that the fish is full of!
[As the film ends]
CACrow [as Narrator]
I hope we've touched you with a little bit of our evilness.
Daddy-O (movie)
[Upon seeing title of movie]
CCrow
Daddy-O!
Must be Harry O's father. Or Wendy O.'s dad.
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