King of the Hill Season 8 quotes

Dale

Pirate. Waiter. Pirate waiter!

Hank

He's supposed to be gay, Dale.

Dale

Really? I don't see it!

Good Riddance! Go to Hell! HEY, HUG THIS!

Bobby Hill

I ate hippie gumbo!

Peggy

I really did stay sweet.

Peggy

Flapjacks! [rings bell]

Chaos already ruling. This like when city of Luang Prabang fall, and we snag sweet diplomatic license plates!

Dale

Pretty yare, huh?

I'm not sleepy!

Bill

I feel the fun slowing down.

Boomhauer

Talkin' 'bout propane, propane; man.

Dale

Or the films of M. Night Shyamalan.

Bobby

It's so dark with this thing on. What are you doing?

Bill

Gee, Hank. How's it feel to be the father of a genius?

Hank

Bobby's a good kid, but he's no genius. We have the report card to prove it. And since when is pop culture a considered "academic"?

Dale

It's a very big deal, Hank. Nowadays, you can't be an accredited college without offering a major in commercial jingles, or the films of M. Night Shaylamalamon.

I'm Kelly Clarkson. I won American Idol and my debut album went to #1. One song on the album, I wrote with Christina Aguilera. She was on the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. (voice speeding up) Justin is a member of N*Sync. They sing on the soundtrack for the Grinch starring Jim Carrey. (voice going even faster) Jim Carrey was in a movie with Rene Zelwigger, who's worked with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who's acted with John Cusack, who has a house in Malibu near Pamela Anderson, who dated Scott Baio, who was on Happy Days with Ron Howard, who directed Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, who's married to Rita Wilson, who was in... (voice is now inaudibly out of control)

How is your back, honey?

Hank Hill

Great Joe Jack, how is your gambling problem?