The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.
S5 E13Ho Yeah
[Trying to act like a pimp while confronting one.]
Alright, man, get outta that Jalopy and let's talk some bui'ness!
I am the mack daddy of Heimlich County, I play it straight up, yo. You get the hell outta my 'hood!
You get out... your hooker stuff... of my house!
[Realizing the pimp realated stuff going on]
Son of a... BWAAH!!
S5 E14The Exterminator
Up yours, Joseph!
Dale!
I'm sorry son, that's the coffee talking. And the florescent lighting. And the excruciating headache.
Make some time for the roaches, shug.
We'd all love to make time for roaches, but in the real world, people have to spend all night reconciling invoices or [raising his voice] Ms. Pippman WON'T LET THEM WEAR CHINOS OR A KNIT SHIRT NEXT FRIDAY!
"Turbines!" (NOTE: He is in a air vent filled with roaches, he promptly rotates and kills several)
S5 E15Luanne Virgin 2.0
Uhh...Strickland Propane, taste the...I mean, hello?
Uncle Hank, I quit being a virgin the first time I had sex.
Peggy...I can see your whatnots.
[Hank learns that Peggy had sex with another man before she got married.]
Bwaaah!!!
He's gay now, if that makes you feel better.
BWAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Of course it doesn't.
S5 E16Hank's Choice
We all came to see the opening of another doghouse.
S5 E17It's Not Easy Being Green
So help me God. Hey, this isn't the Bible, it's a Harry Potter book.
GGirl
We're not allowed to bring the Bible to school.
How long should we stay angry at my dad?
Well... you know Bobby, I talk, tell you now, take it from me, man, that ol' life too short, man, you don't wanna hold no grudge, man. Talkin' bout, you let ol' bygones be bygones, man. Maybe two weeks, I don't know, probably three.
You know Mr. Boomhauer, I can see why my dad is always quoting you.
Man, that, your daddy quote me? Got dang, ol' man. Maybe just, don't, make, make it a one week.
Why couldn't it have been me and Boomhauer that did something horrible to you guys?
'Cause Boomhauer's a saint.
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