Um, alright guys. The girls aren't here, you don't have to pretend to be tough. Oh! [Chane pushes him to the ground] Come on. Uh, I live next door. All I have to do is scream and my dad will be on you like flies on pie.
CWChane Wassonasong
If you eat some dirt, then maybe I'll leave you alone.
But, I don't want to eat any dirt. Well, maybe just a little. (He pretends to eat dirt) Yum, that's good dirt.
CWChane Wassonasong
You didn't eat any.
DAD! DAD!
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