And I certainly don’t eat at bars. Hookers eat at bars.
Only if they can’t get a table.
S2 E16There's the Rub
We’re friends?
I’m not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm. Come on, stay.
Okay. But if you’re doing all this so you can freeze my bra, I’ll kill you.
Duly noted.
Who was that on the phone?
No one
No one wouldn't be happening to be heading over here right now would he?
Jess...
What's going on?
Nothing
Dean's on his way over and Rory doesn't want him to find me here
Why?
Yea, why?
You know why
Just eating dinner
Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave, now
Do you really want me to go?
I really want to avoid a fight with Dean
OK, I'm going
Thank you
Ow!...oh...
What?
: I just twisted my ankle, I better go lie down
Jess...
God, you're no fun when you're tense! Are you sure you want me to go, cause maybe this whole thing can be solved between me and Dean if we just sit down and had a little heart-to-heart. He could tell me his issues, I'll tell him mine...
Jess!
I promise to speak slowly
Bye!
OK, well give him my best would ya...actually, I guess I could do that myself.
Dean, Jess just came by to bring me some food.
From Luke's.
He wanted to make sure I ate.
Luke did.
Right, Luke did.
Personally I could care less if she eats.
Yea, true, he could care less.
I see you brought a little something too...is that ice cream? That's so nice! A tiny little ice cream package just big enough for two. Hey, are you guys gonna feed each other, cause that's just so darn cute...oops. You're doing that towering over me thing, huh, I tell ya, you've really got that down. it helps that you're 12 feet tall but this Frankenstein scowl really adds to the whole...
Jess!
OK, I'm going. Look man, I really was just droppin' off some food, so don't get all West Side Story on me, OK?
S2 E17Dead Uncles and Vegetables
That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant.
Who?
The flannel man with the protruding ankles.
Oh, Luke?
I forgot his name from the desk to here, that's how memorable he is.
Late again, are we?
Yes, I hope I’m not pregnant!
You really have to work on your punctuality, Lorelai. I banged the meeting in a half an hour ago.
Oooh, dirty!
Mhmm, just what I thought. This is not the proper permit for this kind of business. This is a type 24B otherwise known as a cart, kiosk, cart/kiosk permit. This is not valid for your business.
TVTroubadour/Veggie Guy
Why'd you say it twice?
Hmm?
You said cart kiosk cart kiosk!
Its repetitive
And redundant
Its repetitive
And redundant!
We certainly are entertaining, Mac!
Indubitably, Tosh
Sookie, what are you downloading from Prague?
Color samples for the big ceramic stands.
Big ceramic stands for what?
For the giant paper mache mushrooms.
What are the paper mache mushrooms for?
For the midgets dressed like angels to dance under, silly!
S2 E18Back in the Saddle Again
[Rory's school business project team, the "Style Aid Corporation", meets with her grandfather Richard as advisor.]
Now, at this point, I would like to turn the meeting over to Paris, who will bring us up to date on our latest development. Paris.
Thank you, Richard.
[Paris, hands crossed behind her back, confidently and cheerfully addresses the "board" as she paces around the table.]
First, let me say that I'm glad to see you all here today, at the beginning of what I think is going to be a very exciting experiment.
[A nervous Brad turns to Chip.]
BBrad
[whispering] She doesn't have the baseball bat in her hands, does she?
[Michel is railing at Lorelai for mentioning his eating habits to his doting mother in passing.]
I just assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
[angrily] Yes! Well, you know what happens when you assume?
What?
I don't know! S-something about a donkey! It's a… stupid American phrase!
Okay, that's a good idea. But, if we went with that, we'd actually have to build a robot.
Yeah?
And how do you suggest we do that?
(points to Brad) Well, he looks like he's built one!
BBrad
I've never built a robot!
(leans over toward him) But you've tried haven't you?
BBrad
Yes I have.
Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lots of people swear by it.
Yes, disturbed people, deviants, people with multiple personalities who see things and hear things talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
I know. So, of course, fifteen minutes later, tardy and glossless, I left the house and I had to rely on Madeline for my source of lip color for the day. Not an ideal solution.
Major skin tone mismatch.
I’m sorry, group leader, could you ask the Pigeon sisters if there is a point to this opus?
S2 E19Teach Me Tonight
I don't know if you know this about me, but I have very creative ambitions.
I did not know that about you, Kirk.
It's true.
MMr. Merten
Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
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