[Rory's school business project team, the "Style Aid Corporation", meets with her grandfather Richard as advisor.]
Now, at this point, I would like to turn the meeting over to Paris, who will bring us up to date on our latest development. Paris.
[Paris, hands crossed behind her back, confidently and cheerfully addresses the "board" as she paces around the table.]
First, let me say that I'm glad to see you all here today, at the beginning of what I think is going to be a very exciting experiment.
[A nervous Brad turns to Chip.]
B Brad
[whispering] She doesn't have the baseball bat in her hands, does she?
[Michel is railing at Lorelai for mentioning his eating habits to his doting mother in passing.]
I just assumed, since you gave up carbs a year ago, she knew.
[angrily] Yes! Well, you know what happens when you assume?
I don't know! S-something about a donkey! It's a… stupid American phrase!
Okay, that's a good idea. But, if we went with that, we'd actually have to build a robot.
And how do you suggest we do that?
(points to Brad) Well, he looks like he's built one!
B Brad
I've never built a robot!
(leans over toward him) But you've tried haven't you?
Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lots of people swear by it.
Yes, disturbed people, deviants, people with multiple personalities who see things and hear things talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
I know. So, of course, fifteen minutes later, tardy and glossless, I left the house and I had to rely on Madeline for my source of lip color for the day. Not an ideal solution.
Major skin tone mismatch.
I’m sorry, group leader, could you ask the Pigeon sisters if there is a point to this opus?
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