I'm just… trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
It is. [they kiss] Hey, you know what I think we need?
A song. Like a song that's "our song."
Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
[chuckle] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Oh, I know. [She reaches over to the nightstand and loads a nearby CD into her player and turns it on] Okay. Perfect. So, from now on, no matter what you're doing, where you are, you'll stop and think of me when you hear this [clicks remote on. Sammy Davis Jr.'s "The Candy Man" plays]
[laughs] That's not gonna be our song.
Why not? It's perfect. It's happy. It's hopeful. It has the word "candy" in it. Hey, what is more hot than candy?
[She bobs to the music beat and repeats the lyric in a high squeaky voice] "Who can take the sunrise… sprinkle it with dew?"
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll pick something else. [He struggles to snatch the remote from her]
Hand it over, I can't take it anymore.
This is what happens when the women get the remote, ah-ha!
[provoking grin] I am going to Europe, Richard. I am going to Europe, and I'm going to have a marvelous time. I'm going to get up at 10:00, and I'm going to have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
[Sookie descends the stairs and approaches]
Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?
Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.
I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then -- what are you doing? [They both pull Sookie closer to the sofa]
We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Well, because... you're a chef.
Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and -- and -- and can look at her own butt.
[on Lorelai's answering machine] Hey it's me. Listen I got a call from my sister and TJ, they are up in Maine and they got into a little accident. Nothing too major, just each one of them broke an arm and a leg. So anyhow, they can't run the Renaissance fair booth for a couple of weeks. So they asked me to come and help them out, and I, unfortunately, answered the phone, so I'm on my way to Maine. I'll be back in about a week. OK? Bye.
[Message number 2]
Hey it's me again, I'm not sure we are at the point in this relationship where you actually need to know that much information about my whereabouts. So if we're not, I'm sorry. I could have just said, "I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later." So I'm going out of town, and I'll call you later.
[Message number 3]
It's me again. The idiot that leaves you three rambling messages on your machine. I just wanted to tell you I got a cell phone before I left so... You know you could call if you want, but only if you want so... That's it.
[Message number 4]
Yeah number might be good.
[Message number 5, she is finishing writing down the number]
Just...don't change your mind until I get back, OK? OK, talk to you later.
Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
I just got back from Italy.
So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
[after finding out that Lindsay read the letter Rory wrote to Dean] Okay, I have got to know what was in that letter.
I...I told him that that night was special and that I wasn't sorry it happened...but he's married, and he has to figure out his life, so I said that I was going to make it easier for him...and take myself out of the mix.
That was a very good letter.
I can't believe she found it.
I was just trying to remember the first time we met. It must have been at Luke's, right?
It was at Luke's, it was at lunch, it was a very busy day. The place was packed. And this person...
This person comes tearing into the place, in a caffeine frenzy...
I'm with a customer, she interrupts me, wild-eyed, begging for coffee. So I tell her to wait her turn. Then she starts following me around, talking a mile a minute, saying God knows what. Finally I turn to her, and tell her she's being annoying. Sit down, shut up, and I'll get to her when I get to her.
You know, I bet she took that very well, 'cause she sounds just delightful...
She asked me my birthday. I wouldn't tell her, she wouldn't stop talking, finally I gave in. I told her my birthday. She went and got the newspaper, opened it up to the horoscopes page, wrote something down, tore it out, handed it to me. So I was looking at this piece of paper in my hand, and under Scorpio, she had written: 'You will meet an annoying woman. Give her coffee, and she'll go away.' So I gave her coffee.
She told me to hold onto that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and one day it would bring me luck.
[Luke takes his wallet out and shows Lorelai the horoscope.]
Boy, I will say anything for a cup of coffee! [long pause] I can't believe you kept this. You kept this in your wallet? You kept this in your wallet...
[Lorelai quickly pulls out her cell phone and hits speed dial. She sighs impatiently while it rings.]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
[Cut to Rory's dorm room.]
[Hearing her grandmother's voice, she turns in shock. Emily is standing in the open doorway]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
[walks toward Rory looking around] What is going on here?
Have I mentioned I'm sorry?
