Madeline quotes from Gilmore Girls

Paris

Where's Tristin? He said he was coming with you.

Madeline

Oh, he's here. He just went over to the market.

Rory

What?

Louise

He needed cigarettes, just in case we didn't already know that he was bad.

Rory

Okay, that's a good idea. But, if we went with that, we'd actually have to build a robot.

Madeline

Yeah?

Rory

And how do you suggest we do that?

Madeline

(points to Brad) Well, he looks like he's built one!

I've never built a robot!

Louise

(leans over toward him) But you've tried haven't you?

Yes I have.

Louise

I know. So, of course, fifteen minutes later, tardy and glossless, I left the house and I had to rely on Madeline for my source of lip color for the day. Not an ideal solution.

Madeline

Major skin tone mismatch.

Paris

I’m sorry, group leader, could you ask the Pigeon sisters if there is a point to this opus?

Paris

My Thanksgiving is turning into a Wes Craven movie.

Rory

How so?

Paris

I called shelters to volunteer to serve food. It’s Thanksgiving – you’d think they have needs. Nope. Every stupid soup kitchen in town turned me down because they have enough volunteers.

Madeline

Bummer.

Paris

I’m on a couple waiting lists, but it doesn’t look good.

Rory

I’ve never heard of too many volunteers.

Paris

Who are all these jackasses who volunteered anyway? They can’t all be students like me. They’re not all putting it on a college application. I get something out of it and these other people don’t get a thing. Talk about selfish.

Madeline

We found that if we kiss each other, we can get anything we want from guys.

Louise

Free drinks, food...

Madeline

T-shirts, boat rides, Frisbees...

Louise

Earrings, Seadoos...

Rory

Okay. Well, that is a good tip.

Paris

Yeah, maybe later I'll pants you for an Altoid.