She's got a C-Average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly stupid's sometimes easier, I can scare the stupid out of you but the lazy runs deep.
S7 E1The Long Morrow
Hell, you were going so fast-
Yeah, that's me! I'm fast...I'm the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics. Ha!
[Sookie has just beaten Michel in an arm wrestling match as Lorelai walk in and silently pours herself a cup of coffee.]
We are the champions - my friends And we'll keep on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions! No time for losers... Oh! I'm a fantastic arm wrestler. You know what I think did it? Whisking! All these years of whisking has given me incredible forearm strength. People are always like why take the time to hand whip fresh cream? And I've always been like I don't know why I do it, it's just something I do. But now I know, because I've been training for this day. I mean, Wow! I am strong. And the omelet flipping definitely is part of it. You know when you use one of those really heavy cast iron skillets and you 'flip, flip.' I mean, that's all in the wrist you know? And that's what they say, you know, that's what people say about arm wrestling too, that it's all in the wrist, and Man I have super bionic super power super wrists! I mean who knew I possessed such...Honey? Something's wrong huh?
Yeah.
Well, you know, I guess we don't have to talk about...stuff. Yeah..
Who say we always have to be talking? We can not talk!
Course We can.
[The two pause for a moment]
Okay, we should probably talk about how we're not gonna talk cuz I don't think we should just go right into it.
This pile is Luke's stuff. This pile is stuff that reminds me of Luke.
What's that pile?
That's Babette's intimates.
Oh. Of course.
S7 E2That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee
[Lorelai is rambling to Rory about her sleepless night.]
I mean, how would I pass the time until my one and only offspring, the fruit of my loins…
Too early.
… loin-fruit that she is, straggled out of bed to grace me with her presence? But then I asked myself, "WWTBFCD?", and it came to me in a flash: I'm gonna make waffles!
"What would the Barefoot Contessa do?".
Exactly.
Barefoot's one word.
Shut up, loin-fruit.
[Luke argues with Kirk at the latter's makeshift outdoor diner.]
You're gonna sue me, after you crash a car into my diner and bust a giant hole in my wall?!
For all you know, I could have brain damage.
Oh, I'm pretty sure you do.
[Rory returns home to find the house lavishly decorated in an Oriental theme.]
I see you feng-shui'ed the furniture.
It was so un-feng-shui'ed before, it was ridiculous! Here — to document our journey.
[She hands Rory a camera.]
Xie-xie!
Oh! God bless you.
That's "thank you" in Mandarin.
[Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoon fiasco.]
Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?
In a manner of speaking. [sighs] I'm pregnant.
. . .
You only did it one time, and — wow! — a baby!
That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
. . .
[Rory tries to reassure Lane.]
And, already, you are way ahead of a lot of people as far as parenting skills go. Like, Britney? Britney Spears does not know which end of a baby goes up. And Courtney Love? She's no June Cleaver.
Yeah. I bet I could be a better mother than Courtney Love.
My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love. But, yes! Of course you would be. And, Michael Jackson? You know not to name a child "Blanket".
I do know that. Do not name your baby after an inanimate object.
I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow?
Yea that would be a perfect playmate.
When it's naptime they'd be totally set.
And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over for a little snack.
Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby could play for them
And then they could all jump into Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of...what's his face.
Oh Pilot Inspektor Lee!
S7 E3Lorelai's First Cotillion
[about telling the Gilmores about Luke and Lorelai breaking up]
Well just tell them real quick. Like ripping a band-aid off.
Ripping a band-aid off that's been super glued, stapled, and surgically imbedded in my arm.
Just tell them and we can move on. We can talk about more pleasant things like the Middle East.
So, nothing for you. Are you driving tonight?
CCharlotte
Lorelai, I'm only ten.
[Lorelai breaking a pop-tart into several small pieces]
Are you enjoying your breakfast?
I don't know if I like pop-tarts.
Did you fall on your head while you were sleeping?
I don't know. Do I like this? Is this something that I like?
So you fell on your head and now you have some kind of very specific amnesia is that it?
What if I don't wanna do what I wanna do because I wanna do it, but because they don't want me to?
Huh?
I mean what if I don't like what I like because I like it but because my mother doesn't like it. And doesn't want me to like it.
I love you. I know the other night didn't mean for you what it did for me. But I don't regret it and I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened. Not just because it was great which it was. But because it was right. It was so right Lore and you may not see that right now but I do. And if I have to wait until we're both 80 years old for you to see it then I'll wait. I'm not going anywhere. This is it for me. You're it for me. I can't pretend to feel any less for you than I do. I'm sorry. I just can't.
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