[to Lorelai] You're muttering under your breath. Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it's usually about me.
“There's the Rub” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Emily Gilmore (3), Lorelai Gilmore (2), Rory Gilmore (2), Paris Geller (2), Jess Mariano (1)
Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
So?
A couple's massage is for a couple not a couple of people.
And I certainly don’t eat at bars. Hookers eat at bars.
Only if they can’t get a table.
We’re friends?
I’m not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm. Come on, stay.
Okay. But if you’re doing all this so you can freeze my bra, I’ll kill you.
Duly noted.
Who was that on the phone?
No one
No one wouldn't be happening to be heading over here right now would he?
Jess...
What's going on?
Nothing
Dean's on his way over and Rory doesn't want him to find me here
Why?
Yea, why?
You know why
Just eating dinner
Jess, I'm asking you as a friend, just please leave, now
Do you really want me to go?
I really want to avoid a fight with Dean
OK, I'm going
Thank you
Ow!...oh...
What?
: I just twisted my ankle, I better go lie down
Jess...
God, you're no fun when you're tense! Are you sure you want me to go, cause maybe this whole thing can be solved between me and Dean if we just sit down and had a little heart-to-heart. He could tell me his issues, I'll tell him mine...
Jess!
I promise to speak slowly
Bye!
OK, well give him my best would ya...actually, I guess I could do that myself.
Dean, Jess just came by to bring me some food.
From Luke's.
He wanted to make sure I ate.
Luke did.
Right, Luke did.
Personally I could care less if she eats.
Yea, true, he could care less.
I see you brought a little something too...is that ice cream? That's so nice! A tiny little ice cream package just big enough for two. Hey, are you guys gonna feed each other, cause that's just so darn cute...oops. You're doing that towering over me thing, huh, I tell ya, you've really got that down. it helps that you're 12 feet tall but this Frankenstein scowl really adds to the whole...
Jess!
OK, I'm going. Look man, I really was just droppin' off some food, so don't get all West Side Story on me, OK?
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