I don't know if you know this about me, but I have very creative ambitions.
I did not know that about you, Kirk.
It's true.
“Teach Me Tonight” · Season 2, Episode 19
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Kirk Gleason (2), Rory Gilmore (1), Luke Danes (1), Jess Mariano (1)
MMr. Merten
Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid.
Then don’t do ‘em.
Well, but if you don’t do them, you’re not only stupid, you’re also a coward.
My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag. . .at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?
Ah, Lorelai, good. I need one minute of your time.
I’ll give you two because you scare me.
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